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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, Harry.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the

third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in

third-grade

too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the Principal's office. While

Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal

what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he

failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the

first-grade

and behave. The teacher agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he

agreed to take the test.

Principal : "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry : "9"

Principal : "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry : "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader

should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her,

"I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

The teacher then said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Harry: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

(The principal wondered, why did she ask such a question!)

Harry: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

(The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop, here

came the answer....)

Harry: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Harry: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a

dog

do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he

could hear the answer...)

Harry: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Harry: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I

get wet before you do."

Harry: "Tent"

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The

best man always has me first."

(Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)

Harry: "Wedding Ring"

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow

me, you feel good."

Harry: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."

Harry: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot

Of

excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,

"This boy is a genius,he should be in univ .I got the last ten questions wrong

myself"

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