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Sunday, January 11, 2009

dont think dirty

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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, Harry.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
third-grade
too!"
The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the Principal's office. While
Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal
what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first-grade
and behave. The teacher agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal : "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry : "9"

Principal : "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry : "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader
should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her,
"I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
The teacher then said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
(The principal wondered, why did she ask such a question!)

Harry: "Pockets"
Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
(The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop, here
came the answer....)
Harry: "Coconut"
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a
dog
do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
could hear the answer...)

Harry: "Shake hands"
Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Harry: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do."
Harry: "Tent"
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first."
(Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)
Harry: "Wedding Ring"
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good."
Harry: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Harry: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
Of
excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"This boy is a genius,he should be in univ .I got the last ten questions wrong
myself"



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