> 10 most stupid questions?
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> People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid
answers:
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> 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
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> Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
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> Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
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> 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps
on
your feet...
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> Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
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> Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try
again?
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> 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
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> Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
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> Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
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> 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
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> Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
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> Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally
also spit on it.
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> 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years.
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> Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
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> Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
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> 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
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> Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
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> Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's
just
the money.
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> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
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> Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
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> Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not.
> And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.
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> 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
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> Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
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> Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
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> 9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
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> Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
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> Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.
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> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
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> Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
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> Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's
in
flames!
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