> Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
> Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
> other is husband !
> I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
> wanted cash
> A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
> new school uniforms.
> Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
>
> Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
> live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
> You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
>
> True friends stab you in the front
> Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
>
> Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
> Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
>
> My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
>
> Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
>
> Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
>
> It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends
> up with the same boss.
>
> Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
>
> Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
> you.
>
> Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they
> have to say something
>
> They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to
> speak
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