Hinglish

"I have two daughters. Both of them are girls".

 

"Both the three of you stand up"

 

"The scooter is under standing the tree."

"Take a copper wire of any material."

 

 

"Draw a circle of any shape."

 

"Open the doors of the window and let the atmosphere come in"

 

 

After seeing the principal crossing his class room,the Lecturer said to the noisy class, 

" Don't make noise.. Principal just passed away"

 

 

By a lecturer who wanted to warn a brat sternly ended up speaking -

 'Hey you, don't think I am watching you...'

 

From our Operating System Lecturer.

"Madan why r u rotating here & there"

 

From my school Maths Master.

 " I talk you talk middle middle why he talk"

 

One of our college professor! s - (on noticing one of the guys not paying

attention)

Professor: Hey you, stand up. How many your roll numbers?

The guy: 39 only, Sir.

 

 

What a smart-alec in my class said when this professor asked him, "Why

 the late??"

 "Sir, Bus the late"

 

The professor's wife had given birth to a girl, his second child. 

He was distributing sweets when someone asked why. 

He said "My wife is born, the boy is a girl. I became a second father" (my fav)

 

Somebody asked for some additional internal marks and he said - "Once I

have put, it is put. No more extra put"

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