Miss World Final Questions
This is what I called creative thinking.
Same question, different answers.
Looking at things from another perspective.
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in
America are like
gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a
woman........
(Applause!
Applause!)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very
own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
opening. (Applause!
Applause!)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male
organ in your
country? Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that male
organs in our
country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to
mouth. (Applause!
Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in
your country? Ms
Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are
like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back
door. (Applause!
Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are
like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
Malaysia are like
Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)
Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male
organ in your
country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ
in Singapore is
very Kiasu (Afraid to lose)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and
leave 15 minutes
before the show is over. (Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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